El Mundial y el final

La primera vez conocí la Copa Mundial fue en 1994, cuando era un maestro que vivía en un dormitorio entre muchos estudiantes internacionales. Sí, más temprano supe que el Mundial existe (incluso tengo un autógrafo de Pelé en algún lugar), pero 1994 fue la primera vez que recuerdo otras personas mirando los partidos.

La primera vez yo miré un partido entero del Mundial fue en 1998, cuando trabajaba a Scotia para la graduación de la universidad de mi hermana más menor. Después, mi novia (ahora mi esposa) y yo visitabamos Inglaterra. En “The Lake District” fui a un pub donde mucha gente estaban mirando el partido entre Inglaterra y Argentina. Toda la gente fueron ruidosa pero genial, aplaudiendo en cierto ritmo y gritando “England!” Cerca del final del juego, algunas personas empezaron gritando “You’ll never get the Falklands!” pero el resto de la multitud se parecía un poco nervioso y quizás avergonzado.

Este año, estoy leyendo las noticias sobre varios partidos del Mundial. Además, miré la última mitad del partido entre España y Japón. Quise España ganar, pero admiré el estilo de los jugadores japoneses. España tenía el control de la pelota durante la mayoría del tiempo, y sin embargo el equipo japonés fue muy creativo. Sus jugadores hicieron más oportunidades para sí mismos. Esperaba ver estos equipos después, pero desafortunadamente leí ambos perdió sus próximos juegos en los penales, contra Morocco por España, y contra Croatia por Japón.

También he leído que esta Copa Mundial es el final para varios jugadores famosos: Messi y Ronaldo (nombres que incluso yo conocí de mi sobrino) y otros.

A veces hablamos sobre fútbol durante mis clases de Duolingo; conozco a mucha gente de todo el mundo. Estoy triste que Duolingo terminaré estas clases el próximo mes. Creo que he aprendido tanto en tres meses de clases como tres años sin ellas.

smelly, boring, funny

An easy riddle: What is smelly, boring, and funny?

Answer: A fart. We speak of farts being smelly, of someone being a boring old fart, and of course farts are funny. Like other jokes, they are unexpected, and they can literally take the air out of a serious moment. There is a long history of flatulence in literature; Aristophanes’ The Clouds is redolent with fart jokes.

However, for older English-Spanish bilingual chemists, something else might be smelly, boring, funny: Br. 

Bromine (Br) is a pungent gas. Even as a chemist, I have never smelled it, but based on its group mates, I can certainly believe it. According to the Online Etymology Dictionary, as well as my hardcover edition of The Oxford Dictionary of English Etymology, bromine is directly derived from the Greek βρῶμος. Etymologeek concurs that βρῶμος is the original stem, while providing the French word brome (a type of plant) as an intermediary word. Liddell / Scott defines βρῶμος as “stink, noisome smell”.

The name for the bromide ion derives immediately from its elemental name. Beyond the use of the term in chemistry, bromide also has an old-time sense, dating back to the turn of the previous century. Because bromide salts were commonly used as sedatives, the term bromide came to refer to dull, conventional people, as well as the trite, boring expressions they espoused. 

En español, una broma es un chiste o una travesura que se hacer reírse. Por lo tanto, en otras palabras, es una cosa graciosa. Según Etymologeek, su etimología es la palabra griega antigua βρῶμα. Sin embargo, no puedo encontrar βρῶμα en la versión Perseus de Liddell / Scott, excepto como acusativo de βρῶμος. Es extraño; no sé si esta etimología es correcta, porque maloliente no es lo mismo que gracioso!

There might be a third answer: This blog entry itself. Some could find it humorous; others might see only the boring reflection of an old fart. Oh, but it’s not smelly enough, you say? Well, just print this out on soft paper. You could then wipe these words from your mind as well as ass.

dos por uno

Estoy intentando escribir más en este blog y también estoy intentado mejorar mi español, así que combinaré estas metas. Porque mi español no es tan bueno como quiero, haceré errores. A veces usaré spanishdict.com, translate.google.com, y otras paginas web. Sin embargo, probaré no depender mucho de esos medios. Todos los errores, ahora y en el futuro, son míos.

Feliz Pascua

Feliz Pascua a todos los que celebran la día hoy. En SpanishDict, la palabra del día es conejito. Yo recuerdo la palabra conejo por Coney Island, cerca de donde viví de niño.

La Real Academia Española dice que la forma correcta es Feliz Pascua en vez de Felices Pascuas. Realmente no entiendo por qué — ambos son igualmente confusos para mí. ¿Por qué decimos buenas noches en lugar de buena noche? Y ¿por qué Feliz Nochevieja, y no Felices Nocheviejas? (y ¿por qué el plural de nochevieja es nocheviejas — el original fue noches viejas).

Mira:

singular Feliz Navidad, Feliz Nochevieja, Feliz Año Nuevo, Feliz Pascua

plural buenos días, buenas tardes, buenas noches

Creo que el singular es por veces infrecuentes. De verdad, no sé.

Y mira feliz cumpleaños — ¡ambos singular y plural! (Por cierto, mi cumpleaños a menudo es alrededor de la Semana Senta. Era católico de niño. Ahora ya no celebro Pascua; apenas celebro mi propio cumpleaños.) Supongo que cumpleaños es un sustantivo singular, como rompecabezas: un grupo de años, un rompimiento de cabezas. Muchos son uno; la trinidad es el único dios.

Aprender, en particular idiomas, es divertida: una diversión paradójica, un rompecabezas atractivo.

oil and vinegar

While building my Spanish vocabulary, I often establish words in my memory by connecting them to similar words in other languages. I lean most heavily on English, but also think about other words in Spanish, French, as well as Tagalog, Latin, and Greek. There are so many examples: vinagre is clearly related to English (vinegar) as well as French (vinaigre), being derived from Latin (vinum acer) — wine gone sour.
Vinegar
However, I occasionally run into false friends — words that appear similar but have different meanings: embarazada means pregnant (not embarrassed, which is avergonzado)decepcionado means disappointed (not deceptive, which is engañoso). Some false friends are also false cognates — words that appear the same but have different etymological origins.

Aceite is both false friend and false cognate. On first meeting the word, I expected it to mean something sour: acid, acrid, acetic. When teaching chemistry, in the back of my mind I sometimes think about the strangeness of a molecule having the name “acetic acid” — it’s a duplication like “heat transfer” (heat already being a transfer of energy), “ATM machine” (M already standing for machine), or “PIN number” (N already standing for number). For a while I thought “Potomac River” also involved a strange duplication, but the place name (Patawomeck) in Algonquian is unrelated to the word for river (ποταμός or “potamós”) in Greek.

Acetic acid

Aceite is a very confusing false friend, because it is the Spanish word for oil, not for vinegar. Oil and vinegar are culinary opposites!

How can this be? I had expected the Spanish word for oil would look something like English or French. Trying to explain this anomaly to myself, I initially speculated aceite might refer to the sharp peppery overtones of high-quality olive oil. But the truth can be found in its etymology:

AceiteAceite comes from Arabic, not Latin. The word is a reflection of the tapestry of cultures that have inhabited the landscape of Spain. Our family witnessed this in the Muslim influence on architecture during our visit to Andalusia (Andalucía) two years ago.

However, the adoption of this particular Arabic word into Spanish doesn’t make complete sense to me. After all, Iberia was part of the Roman Empire; some olive trees in Spain are two thousand years old, which predates the Muslim era by centuries. For many generations, the people living there harvested olives and consumed the oil, presumably referring to this central foodstuff in Vulgar Latin or Latin (oleum) — a word that has spread all around the region to be adopted by English (oil), French (huile), Italian (olio), Portuguese (óleo), Romanian (ulei), and German (Öl).

I could understand if the people had taken up “oleum” and “azeyte” as synonyms for oil, or differentiated between the words depending on circumstances. For example, in English we use Anglo-Saxon words for animals (steer and cow, sheep, chicken, pig) and Norman French words for food (beef viz. boeuf, mutton viz. mouton, poultry viz. poulet, pork viz. porc). And in Tagalog there are counting numbers used for most situations, but Spanish-derived counting numbers are used to tell time, which I suppose tells us something about the Filipino relationship to time before (as well as after) colonization.

However, instead of aceite being introduced as a parallel word for oil, it somehow completely supplanted “oleum”. I still have questions — I always have questions.

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following and being followed

On Duolingo, friends can be “following” and/or they can be “followers”: in the language of graph theory, everyone’s friendship network is a digraph. That is, following someone is completely independent of being followed, which reflects the reality of human relationships, as in the lyric to Nature Boy (“The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return”) and the Song of Solomon (“I am my beloved’s, and my beloved is mine…”)

As of this moment, I follow 17 other Duolingo accounts — people whom I know in real life, some with more than one login. On the other hand, 190 Duolingo accounts follow me. I don’t mind that my account is public; as far as I know, all Duolingo accounts are public, so everyone can follow anyone else. “Friendship” in Duolingo is noncommittal and nonintrusive; for example, you can’t send personalized messages to friends. I think the only reason to define a friend on the platform is to monitor someone else’s language progress and encourage each other to use Duolingo more.

Why are complete strangers following me, especially when I don’t interact with them at all? On a spot check of other accounts, this heavily weighted ratio of followers-to-following (11 to 1) is unique in my Duolingo friend network.

One possibility is that I have posted very occasionally on the forums, and maybe people follow me because they like my questions and responses. But I am far from active on the platform in that way.

Another possibility is that my account appear near the top of the 121485 results when someone looks for a friend with the search term “Alba.” I do appear at the very top of my own search for “Alba” but that could easily be personalized. While I don’t know what factors into the sort algorithm for searches, I think I would rank high in terms of reasonable metrics such as exact character match (@Alba), account age (a very early adopter from almost exactly ten years ago, since 2022-03-31), number of followers (190), consistent activity (387 day streak),and total XP (132174). I also previously subscribed to Duolingo Plus, and maybe during those two years Duolingo bumped up my account on searches.

Because it’s impossible to stop someone from following you on the platform, and there’s hardly any reason to unfollow someone, the simple longevity of my account might also explain why I have accreted a relatively large number of followers.

A fourth possible explanation for my high follower-to-following ratio is the profile image I use:

William  Alba Duolingo

I chose the Statue of Liberty because I was born in New York City and had been brushing up my French when I joined Duolingo.

I’ve noticed a fair number of my followers are engaged in learning English. The Statue of Liberty is a widely recognized, highly positive cultural icon. This is a bold, eye-catching photo.

Visitors to the city gravitate to the statue. My nephew Benny stood on Liberty Island last week during spring break. I stared at the statue on my first ride on the Staten Island Ferry two winters ago, climbed to the windows of her crown as a teenager, and was fascinated as a child whenever we rode Circle Line.

With a broken shackle and chain at her feet, she represents freedom from slavery. Walking forward, she embodies progress. Thanks to Emma Lazarus’ poem, she has become a symbol to welcome immigrants, especially the dispossessed.

For these reasons, I suspect my profile image is the main reason others follow me on Duolingo. It is a small vote for the hope that the United States still values certain ideals and that, despite everything, this nation remains a steadfast beacon of liberty to the world.